Saying No to Marijuana

Polite and Assertive Phrases

• "Thank you, but I politely decline the offer. I don't partake in marijuana."

• "I appreciate your offer, but I'm not interested in consuming marijuana. It's not my preference."

• "I'm allergic to THC and unfortunately, I can't indulge in marijuana."

• "I'm currently under strict medication that interacts negatively with marijuana. I'll have to pass on your offer."

• "I simply don't feel like it right now. I appreciate your understanding."

Humorous Responses

• "I'd rather inhale the scent of a freshly-cut lawn than smoke marijuana."

• "I'm allergic to green leaves. Yes, that includes marijuana."

• "My lungs are too valuable to risk with marijuana. I'll stick to fresh air, thank you."

Assertive Responses

• "I firmly decline your offer. Please respect my decision and refrain from discussing marijuana with me."

• "I'm not interested in debating the merits of marijuana. My answer is a definitive no. Please drop the subject."

• "If you continue to push marijuana on me, I'll have no choice but to ask you to leave my presence."

Remember, you have the right to say no to marijuana, and it's essential to assert your boundaries. If someone doesn't respect your decision, they are not respecting you.